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I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
I like the band Echosmith.
I've cheated my way to an A in multiple uni classes, although I picked a shit degree, and still most likely going to end with a shitty GPA, and haven't made any friends. I really don't want to go to graduation. I have one more semester and the thought of taking yet another Spanish class makes me want to put my head through a wall.
