>>6782190Try copping jokes from somewhere besides a fucking laffy taffy wrapper next time.
Calvin Coolidge and his wife were being shown separately around an experimental government farm. When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Tell that to the President when he comes by."
Upon being told, Calvin Coolidge asked, "With the same hen every time?"
"Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen each time."
"Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
