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I finish my lunch and deposit my trash into a tile that opens into the floor and closes without a seam, incinerating it. I turn on my perfect rig and begin to either browse 4chan or play video games such as CSGO for seven hours straight, always playing at a gold Nova level of effort but winning as if I was global elite, losing to the degree that I feel that my skill is genuine, but never enough to frustrate me. Time freezes at 12:59 while I do this for about seven hours. After I'm done, time continues into my 1:00 appointment. Christina Hendricks buzzes in some famous celebrity or historical figure that sits down and begins to earnestly ask me questions about a subject I know a lot about. I explain fervently and concisely all hey need to know. They thank me and offer to fellate me. I usually decline. They then enter a chamber that connects to the outside, where they are shot into the water and are immediately crushed by the innumerable pressure. Christina Hendricks inappropriately starts to remove her sports bra but stops right before the nipples pop out so that I may feel anticipation. I go into my perfect penthouse bathroom and take a ten minute shit which I only feel that I actually have to take for about a minute right before I enter my bathroom. Upon this sensation, the last ten seconds I feel that I SERIOUSLY need to shit and then I remove my clothes and do so. My shit is so relieving and pleasurable and it lasts for fourteen minutes, with six minutes of shitless toilet time to take in the stink. I browse /wg/ on a nice iPhone while sitting and then throw it in the toilet when I finish. I bend over a bathroom cabinet and Anita Sarkeesian tongues my asshole clean while Chris Farley screams at her. I then go back downstairs to my office as Chris Farley strangles her violently.
