>>5911795I mean look at that bloke. Scratching his bollocks behind the counter through his kebab-stained tracksuit bottoms before preparing the half parmo and cheesy chips you ordered after drunkenly stumbling out of the Wetherspoons over the road. I fucking love my home town, especially because it's fuck all like the local council would have you believe, pic related.
No fucker who lives here has ever called the town centre "Chandler's Wharf".
