>>6983032>born in 2000I'm beginning to feel like a true oldfag
Got a religious one for you all.
>be ~18, depressed>evicted out of house by parents close to Christmas day>fuck it, I got a shotgun>go to work one last time, gonna end it when I get home>longest shift of my life>car radio is off, turns itself on during the drive home>Scorpions song "Send Me An Angel">weird but okay>get home, pray for the first time in 6 years>"send me an angel">smoke one last cigarette, give God 5 minutes>smoke it down to the filter>grab the shotgun, load it, cock it, put it in my mouth and put finger on the trigger>right as I'm pulling the trigger>RIGHT as I'm pulling the trigger, my phone rings>girl I hadn't seen or talked to in ~2 years said she was in the shower and her anon vibes were going offReally gets the noodle joggin.
