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Feeling great but very suspicious of a guy who lives down our street. I live in London UK.
He is big and fat and about 60 years old and he sings old Latvian war songs and old IRA songs
about defeating the British. I think he may be a Latvian or Irish spy so I got talking to him
and it turns out he is a Ukrainian that has come to Britain to build a time machine made
out of old motorcycles and a dead dolphin that has been preserved in oil
He often rides down the street on a motorised pogo stick at about 70MPH
This is me hacking his wifi
