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So that got me thinking. what if, just what the fuck if, instead of just thinking about working out, I just stood up? Didnt think about it, just did it; stood up. So I did it. I just stood up, no thought required. And then I got on the floor, no dinosaur, no thought, nothing, just got down on my hands and knees. Boom, I was doing push-ups. The only thing going through my head was the number of push-ups I had done. Some other anon said it best, I think it was some post on /fit/: "When I'm working out, do you know what that little voice in my head has to say? Not a fucking thing."
And thats the secret to doing anything. Literally anything you want to do, you can do. You just have to do it, not think about doing it. You want a job? Take a shower, and shuffle down to the local mc donalds to put in an application. Its that easy. Dont think about it, just fucking do it. This whole epifany is what made me realize just how brilliant Nike's marketing department is. They came to the same conclusion that I did: its so easy to just do something than it is to sit around thinking about it.
So yeah, thats how telekinesis is real. You keep a clear head, and you can move the hardest fucking object in the world to move: yourself.
