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So this kid walks into a bordello with a dead puppy on a leash. The lady in charge of the bordello says "No children allowed, get out"
The boy says "I have ten grand, cash, if you let my fuck your nastiest, dirtiest hoe with the most STDs."
Shocked, but greedy, the manager thinks for a moment and says "Okay, down the hall, last door on the left."
The boy is gone for a bit, and eventually returns and pays the lady. Before leaving she stops him. "Okay, you paid the money, you have every right to just leave. But I'm curious, why my dirtiest whore?"
The boy looks up, rolls his eyes as though he's given this explanation already and says, "Tonight, I'm going to go home and my parents are going to call the baby sitter while they go out to the movies. She's going to molest me and contract the STD's I just got from your whore. Then when my parents get home my mom will go upstairs while my dad 'pays the babysitter', thus contracting the STDs. Then he's going to go upstairs and give it to my mom.
Tomorrow my dad's going to go to work and leave my mother here alone. When the mail man comes by like always she's going to fuck him.
And that's the fucker that ran over my puppy."
