>be me
>browsing 4chan as usual
>live on 42nd floor of apartment
>somthing smashes into the window
>go to check balcony
>no dead bird or mark on window
>wtf
>go back to 4chan
>go on /x/ and start reading a nope thread
>realise about 4 people have had the same experience as me
>wtf is this shit
>nope.jpg
>get the fuck out of /x/ and make my way to /pol/
>JIDF, Hitler and antidegenerate threads are everywhere
>icanthandlethis.png
>go to /toy/ because they are always so civil over there
>finally calm down
>hear somthing else bang into my window
>wtf nothing there
>come to /wg/ to look for some new wallpapers
>see some fucker posting on the wrong board
>''what the fuck'' I think to myself
>i push my wheely chair back and get rather angered by this persons retarded mistake
>''how are people this fucking retarded, how do you not know what fucking board you are on, it even says it when you create a thread, its right there in big letters''
>i'm building up a sweat now and im almost screaming in anger
>''AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE MODERATORS DOING, WHY HAVEN'T THEY DONE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS FAGGOT''
>OHH AND THE USERS BETTER NOT FORGET THEM, WHY HAVEN'T THEY REPORTED IT SO THE MODS DELETE IT FASTER
>grab my ventolin puffer and take 4 long puffs as i slowly begin to calm down
>fuck this shit i need to go back to simpler times
>return to /toy/
