shame /wg/ no mobile bread (at least I couldn't find one)

>RULES:
1. Don't be an asshole
>TYPICAL NEWBIE PITFALLS
• "Rate pls" - If you want people to rate you, rate others.
• Stock/10 - Don't post a stock lockscreen or homescreen with only what you think is an interesting wallpaper.
• Apple/10 - Unless you have a really, really interesting Cydia mod, chances are your Apple lock/homescreen is boring.
• Two clocks - Don't post a screen with two clocks on it. Nobody cares about the time that much.
• Two battery meters - See above
• Text under icons - Icons tell you what it is that you're clicking on. If you need text to tell you what it is, you're using bad icons.
>OK I AM NOOB WHAT DO I DO
• https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php?title=Android_ricing
• http://yttrium-tyclief.github.io/guides/Android/
• http://pastebin.com/ZBcTs7V3
* https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.zooper.zwpro&hl=en OR the less user-friendly alternative https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=in.vineetsirohi.customwidget&hl=en