Here's the thing. You will be treated in the best way you can imagine a grown man can treat an insufferable asshat like yourself. You are joining in a time where the military as a whole has become "pussy-fied". There is little to no smoking sessions, you have phone privileges, and there isn't a 6'3" grown man yelling in your face with his "knife hand" piercing your cheek and the only reason he hasn't ended up head-butting your face is because of the brim of his smokey bear keeping its distance. This is all because of ass wagons like all of you who go into the military needing your "safe places" and reporting good Drills for doing their job, which is to harden you the fuck up and turn you from a snot-nose, call of duty playing cum dumpster into a rugged soldier who is hell bent on making every child in the Middle East into an orphan. I hope Uncle Sam skull fucks you OP, and makes you into a fucking Man. But seeing how you're going Air Force I'm sure you'll be trading out that small, sorry excuse of manhood that you have for a nice new vagina that they are so gladly giving out at graduation.
