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Drank about 6 shots of bacardi and 4 cans of cider (Strongbow), and 3 cans of beer.
Actually, I was hoping to curb my drinking a bit. But then after I finish the other booze this crazy asshole neighbour of mine comes into the apartment building absolutely fucking wankered from a nightclub.
Naturally I ask him if he's got any booze, and the guys got a load of Stella Artois in his room. It tastes like fucking piss but whatever. The guy was fucking delighted at me coming and drinking his booze. And I know he isn't rich. Whatever.
Anyway, this asshole's got a motherfucking convenience store worth of food, which saved me a long walk to the only open supermarket in my town.
Anyway that's my shitty story. Take it or leave it.