Someone: hey I've seen these programs for my windows PC they are similar and have some overlapping features which would you recommend?
someone else: *opinion with advice*
Linux user: "HAHAHA YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM IS WAY INFERIOR TO MY SLEFMADE CUSTOM LINUX DISTRO I WROTE ALL THE DRIVERS MYSELF AND IS WAY SUPERIOR TO YOUR SHITTY SYSTEM. YOU COULDN'T EVEN COMPREHEND THE ULTIMATE SUPERIORITY IF YOU TRIED YOU SUBHUMAN GARBAGE. YOU ARE ASKING FOR WHICH WINDOWS PROGRAM ID BETTER BUT THE ANSWER IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT PROGRAM YOU USE IT'S STILL ON FUCKING WINDOWS YOU PLEB. THE FUCKING CAUSALITY OF THE PROBLEM IF YOUR SITUATION WILL NOT EVER CHANGE UNLESS YOU FINALLY INSTALL LINUX ON YOUR MACHINE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ON WHAT YOU MISSED OUT ALL YOUR LIFE AND HAVE A HEARTY CHUCKLE ABOUT HOW YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT WINDOWS WAS EVEN AN OPTION. SERIOUSLY IF YOU AREN'T USING LINUX YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW AND THE CORONER'S WOULD LAUGH SEEING YOUR WINDOWS DESKTOP WHILE THEY SCRAPE YOUR BRAIN MATTER OF THE SCREEN. YOU ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING NOT BEEING TORMENTED BY THE GLARING INFERIORITY OF YOUR OS IT'S INSULTING TO HUMANITY ITSELF. JUST FUCKING INSTALL LINUX YOU DISAPPOINTMENT.
someone: hey thanks for the advice someone else I'll look into it and will probably end up using it.
someone else: np take care.
Linux user: JUST LIKE THE MEDDLING KIDS YOU ARE TO NOT EVEN GIVE LINUX A TRY EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEARLY BETTER. YOU BROUGHT IT ONTO YOURSELF TO MISS OUT ON THE TRULY BEST EXPERIENCE TO USE YOUR COMPUTER, THERE WILL BE NO ONE MISSING YOU IM THE LINUX COMMUNITY YOU ARE JUST AN INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE SPEC OF DUST IN THE RISE OF THE LINUX SUPERIORITY YOU WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED JUST LIKE YOUR WEAK OS AND PITIFUL DESKTOPS. PUNY PLEBS.