>>7529232"..the virgin furiously tapped on his keyboard, foaming with frustration behind his greasy thinkpad screen.
those meth-addicted whores only want retarded chads, and not freethinking rebels such as myself. they only want to ride the cock carousel because all women are whores that doesn't appreciate us nice guys.
he clenched his fist and let out a deep sigh. who cares about sex anyways. can it possibly compare to the complexity and satisfaction of playing dwarf fortress or honing your skills with the blade?
he felt better now. how could simpletons possibly understand the gift and curse that his enlightened intellect is. let them have their cheap sex. i choose my dignity he whispered unconsciously in his mind and logged on to pornhub..."
