>>8056200>In The Batman, there are no quotable lines.There are. Penguin just got them all.
>There's no origin, no training.You say that like it's a bad thing. There have been enough Batman movies that everyone knows what's up. Besides, the movie gives you all the necessary info on why he is Batman. The death of his parents is a major plot point, and they explicitly state that Alfred trained him due to his MI6 background.
>that the villains plan could have been unraveled if they lifted the carpet with a carpet toolDid you not watch that the entire point was that he WANTED the carpet lifted? He wanted Batman to put 2 and 2 together. He even mocked Batman in jail for the fact that Batman didn't figure it out in time. "It was all there".
>They also had to make him invulnerable like superman.Ironic, considering this was the most physically vulnerable Batman we've had. The guy took more hits than any of his predecessors, barring Bale when he got his back broken by Hardy.
>A bomb literally went off in his face,The only thing wrong with that is that it was a big fireball that pushed him back. At best he should've been pelted with pieces of the DA's head but obviously you can't do that for a PG-13 movie.
>he gets shot with machine guns and shotguns point blank rangeBody armor. Nothing new to Batman as he always should be wearing that.
>No armor in the world can take that.Yes it can. Especially body armor made with a billionaire's fortune behind it.
>At one point he literally kills civilians to chase penguin, then lets him go.He did nothing of the sort. Penguin was responsible for all the carnage on the freeway.
I think you're just bad at watching movies.
