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You bought $joe at $30m with your last 1ETH. You watch for days as the price slowly dumps away. It gets down to $2 million mcap. You thought you invested in a good meme but how could it be if price go down.
You dump your Sjoe for 0.1ETH to chase the new shiny cat coins everyone is investing in. You ape into hobbes because you think ansem is the new daddy savior.
You get rugged, all your eth is gone. Some time goes by and people are finally loving $joe again! You start picking out funds from your grandmothers trust and put up your last 1eth back into $joe at 10m.
Scarcity hits, people are calling for a meme coin top. A red day hits and my favorite influencers are telling me to sell. You listened... yet wasn't satisfied with $joe, you didn't lose anything so you decide to give one last go into these new pumpfun solana coins.
It's over. You lost everything on another funny animal coin that was promised to hit billions. You take a few months off the market for a mental health break. When you come back you realize you never left the joe telegram. Wow... 621.272 missed messages.. surely it was botted. You open the telegram group... 28,745 members....
What's happening?!!!
Then you see it.
JOE Buy!
Market Cap $5,374,416,000
The market cap is over $5 billion. Your 1ETH buy would have now been worth 550ETH. You start pacing the house, the room is spinning. You sit down at the kitchen table to slow everything down, you see your unpaid credit card bills stacked up in front of you. You're going to be sick, you feel your throat closing. Your anxiety has turned to dread, you hit the floor and it all fades to black
You dump your Sjoe for 0.1ETH to chase the new shiny cat coins everyone is investing in. You ape into hobbes because you think ansem is the new daddy savior.
You get rugged, all your eth is gone. Some time goes by and people are finally loving $joe again! You start picking out funds from your grandmothers trust and put up your last 1eth back into $joe at 10m.
Scarcity hits, people are calling for a meme coin top. A red day hits and my favorite influencers are telling me to sell. You listened... yet wasn't satisfied with $joe, you didn't lose anything so you decide to give one last go into these new pumpfun solana coins.
It's over. You lost everything on another funny animal coin that was promised to hit billions. You take a few months off the market for a mental health break. When you come back you realize you never left the joe telegram. Wow... 621.272 missed messages.. surely it was botted. You open the telegram group... 28,745 members....
What's happening?!!!
Then you see it.
JOE Buy!
Market Cap $5,374,416,000
The market cap is over $5 billion. Your 1ETH buy would have now been worth 550ETH. You start pacing the house, the room is spinning. You sit down at the kitchen table to slow everything down, you see your unpaid credit card bills stacked up in front of you. You're going to be sick, you feel your throat closing. Your anxiety has turned to dread, you hit the floor and it all fades to black