>>8064009* born and raised a catholic (christian) in an American Irish household in New York
*educated at a catholic school
* theologian (noun) - a person versed in theology, the study of matters relating to religious beliefs, practices, and doctrine.
George's early upbringing and education gave him at least some insight into catholicism and christianity, ergo he was speaking from a point of knowledge on the subject, thus he was as much a theologian as anyone else who has practised a religion for any amount of time.
* philosopher (noun) - a person who offers views or theories on profound questions in ethics, metaphysics, logic, and other related fields.
This is precisely what a true observational comedian does to some extent, ergo George was (as are so many other similar comedians) a philosopher of sorts.
* As a supposed christian you should know full well that it's not your place to judge anyone else. Equally, the only one here who apparently doesn't know what they're talking about appears to be yourself, so maybe take Michaels advice and get you some help before you embarrass yourself further...