>>8085403>>8085404>>8085405>>8085406>>8085408>>8085442This was a very entertaining attempt at LARPing as a schizo who thinks the NWO is after him. But you're still missing that certain "je ne sais quoi."
Here are some tips you can use in the future:
>Don't claim to have family members and then admit they only exist in your head.Schizos never admit this. They may claim that their fictional spouse or children exist on a different plane of consciousness (like Chris Chandler), or they will claim to have married a celebrity or fictional character in a secret wedding. But the relationship is always real in their minds, and they become violently offended if someone rational or sane questions the existence of said partner.
>Don't reference debunked conspiracy theoriesClaiming to have secret insider information on a government conspiracy or secret atrocity campaign is zesty and fun. And it may be tempting to ride on the popularity of conspiracies that are trending in the news and general public. But these theories are almost always benign or routine operations being deliberately misconstrued for internet clout and attention. 4chan is regularly visited by PMCs, active-duty/retired military, federal contractors, and other specialists. Many of these have the security clearances and personal experience to know that Popular Tinfoil Theory #37 isn't actually an NWO/Lizard People/Illuminati black op, making you look like an idiot in the process.
>Don't claim the CIA is the agency monitoring youCIA goons wiretapping your phone and black helicopters flying over your house used to be the bread and butter of 1970's to mid 1990's paranoid lunatics. But as the older generation of tinfoils die out, new replacement bogeymen have become the hip new culprits for your paranoid delusions. Consider using more updated and relevant bogeymen such as Google, Microsoft, the IRS, the ATF, or other corporation.
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