Tomorrow I have a job interview in english via Zoom:

1.- I've never used Zoom, the mail said I had to connect via my phone.

Won't I need my pc?

2.- I'm a shut in so my voice tends to be low and I guess it would sound even lower trough the phone. I've also haven't speak with much anyone other than my family because of the quarantine in 3 whole months.

What can I do to practice a english chat? because nobody in my house speaks in english.

3.- it's a video chat meeting

Should I wear formal clothes?

I used the same launcher on the same PC through windows 7, but I can't figure out how to launch the linux version through xubuntu

When I launch with OpenJDK Java 8 Runtime I can see the task open but it crashes after a few seconds

I'm huntin for a flash animation that was done prior to 2004. IIRC it had similar animation to 'How to Kill a Mockingbird' and had the following song,

Let's sing a song about safety,
'cos safety is pretty important!

You should look both ways,
Before crossing the street,
And don't hop out,
In front of that jeep!

And watch out for the giant lesbian,
Who lives in the sewer.
She'll grab your leg,
And you won't get away!
'Cos her grip is too strong,
She works out every day.

She'll wear your flesh and eat your bones,
I guess you should've stayed home!
I guess you should've stayed home!


I think it had more than just the song so I'm hoping it's still on the internet somewhere.

How do i edit webpages? I already know how to edit text, but i want to make certain elements on a webpage disappear. I want the sidepanel in this webpage to dissapear.
How would i do such a thing?

https://apkmody.io/games/project-qt-mod-apk.html
Are these hacked apks for mobile games trust worthy?
Wanna play some games without their bullshit grind
Link is NSFW though but I didn't think this question belonged on /r/

>the question
Can I make a Google account without a phone number?
>what I tried to do
I tried to make a Gmail account and after entering my username and password I get trapped in Pic related with no other option but to comply or go back, for personal reasons I rather not use my phone number. Can you help me make a Gmail account on my laptop without an email? Because in 2019 it needs to be so fucking complicated

>wall of text as to why I'm asking this simple ass question

So the other day I thought I'd make a Twitter account and it was going smoothly, I verified my email and to my plesent surprise my account was automatically deactivated, no I haven't gotten suspended on another Twitter this is the first one I've ever made, and right off the bat I get suspended and deactivated rendering the app pretty much worthless. I tried to make a new account on my laptop, automatically suspended. Tried to make a fucking Google account, right after I finished typing my name and pass word Pic related pops up.

>just use your phone number anon it's not a big deal

Look, for reason I'm not gonna get into I don't want this account associated with me AT All and I just know Twitter will go leaking this shit to employers. But why are these sites acting so weird? Why do they need my phone number that damn bad? They want to link you irl to your internet persona I just know and I want to rebel against it anyway I can. I tried using fake phone numbers Btw, didn't work all I got was "please enter a valid phone number"

What going on /wsr/ is the internet changing? Or is my laptop and phone just acting weird?

Hey guys, I have a family member who has been cucked by his wife a couple fo times throughout the year. He has 3 children, and a new one on the way. Long story my family is looking for a descrete way of doing DNA testing. We've been looking for hair follicals, but the cheapest is $395, and it's rather concerning because a child was conceived around the same time she was having an affair (not that that means much, she's been constantly having affairs.). But we're hoping to find this and he'll do the DNA test to make sure they're his. would you guys know of any that aren't saliva based? She's smart enough to know that DNA test to "check for health issues" would bust her if they aren't his kids. Please help guys, and thank you in advance.

What firefox addons do you anons reccomend?

I'm joining a project that uses blockchain (ethereum specifically) and I've little to no idea how any of that shit works.

What are some good resources for learning the techical side of this shit? Documentation, courses, books, whatever. Don't care much for the /biz/ side of things, just /g/ stuff

Hey /wsr/ I'm working on my stats homework. It's 3rd week in the semester so it's pretty simple still.

I'm trying to generate random numbers in Excel but I'm sick of it always creating the random numbers on an entirely new worksheet. How do I generate random numbers on the page I'm using, say G1-G4?