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Try going to church this Sunday. They will read you three short sections of the bible, and then the priest will give his interpretation of the readings, sometime with connections to current events. There's a book at all of the seats (pic related) called a missal, it has the order of the mass so you can follow along with what's being said. It also has all the prayers and songs. About 45 minutes into the mass, everyone will get into line to eat snacks and juice. DO NOT GET IN LINE. Snacks and juice is for Catholics only. And don't try to steal any either! They'll know you're a noob when you don't give the snack password. After mass (about an hour long) stick around for coffee and donuts, these are the snacks you're allowed to have. While you're eating, see if you can track down the priest and ask if you can officially join the parish, he'll guide you through the steps.