>>1016778One thing nobody expects is the leaky scrotum while the operation's cut is healing. That shit's nasty and unpleasant. I told people about my torsion and stuff, but I never told them about the leakage. I hope medical technology has improved since then to the point where incisions are smaller and sealing is neater so you won't experience this.
Look on the bright side, you're having a wild yet survivable experience for a lifetime. Losing a testicle is not fun, but consider the sheer size of that check mark you can put in your life's list of potential experiences! You can tell people you experienced what is arguably the harshest pain a man can feel, which is sometimes hypothetically compared to birth-giving for women. And if that doesn't put a coating of sugar on this horrid experience, at least comfort yourself in knowing that the pain from the torsion is over. I assume that you felt The Pain before being hospitalized.
Godspeed, anon. May you recover quickly both physically and emotionally.