>>1490074WRONG! Y2K--whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean--is all the rage with Zoomer girls nowadays. It might just be for the sake of muh aesthetics, but at least I'll satiate both mein autismus regarding phone form factor, and form a bit of interest around me--if not at the very least around my retrofaggotry. It'll form a mutual interest from which we can build our relationship around. Granted, that should not mean that I will be "drowning in the pussy", as I've previously heard, but I will at the very least make a few female friends. It's always nice to have a female company; I want a pseudo harem. Who knows, maybe I'll get close enough to one girl in particular, with her friend acting as a side piece, and maybe I'll be able to convince them to be my consorts. Of course, most of this is said for the sake of satire--unfortunately--and even if it were a possibility It'd all depend on my own charisma, but I still think it'd serve as a nice conversation starter.
Imagine you're expecting a call so you put your flip phone inside a vachina, let it ring for a few seconds, flip it open from within, and then answer with "moshi moshi?". I think you simply the creativity of am over the top doujinka.
