I went down a Wikipedia wormhole today, and ended up on [the page for the WordPerfect word processor](
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WordPerfect). On that page (and also on [the page for word processors in general](
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_processor)) there is [an image](
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WordPerfectX3.png) of a document being edited in an old version of WordPerfect on Windows XP. This document is clearly a fake newspaper called "The Monthly Mammoth". The image is very low resolution, although there was once a higher quality version of it on Wikimedia Commons which was removed, possibly for rights reasons. [This image was archived by the Wayback Machine.](
https://web.archive.org/web/20141014052934/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WordPerfectX3.png) In the image, the date can be read as January 22, 2006. I believe the user who uploaded the image deleted their account, but I think they might have been a very active Wikipedia contributor before they stopped. It seems they went by the name of "Mephistophelian". [Their user page is also available on
archive.org.](
https://web.archive.org/web/20120620184400/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mephistophelian) In the higher-res version of the image, the file path is visible, in which the username is "Gabriel". Google searches for ""mephistophelian" "gabriel"" (inner quotes included) turn nothing up.
I've tried searching for various bits of the text from the document, but to no avail. It seems no Google-indexable version of this document was ever available on the internet, and the only trace of it is a few low-resolution images on a Wikimedia commons page. The front-page article is about an armadillo stealing a car, and I'm deeply distressed because only half of the article is included in the image. I've also spent around an hour looking around the internet for clues and am thus invested in this search.
I don't expect the original file to be around still, but maybe the person.