Rhode island lovers episode 1: Pilot
Marcelle: That smells good. What is it?
[Albert stands with a plate of canapés]
Albert: Hi, Marcelle. They're sesame and ginger prawns in pastry boats with plum sauce. You look delicious yourself tonight.
[audience boo's]
Marcelle: Oh Albert, could I taste one? I've never had a prawn thingy before.
Albert: No, sorry Marcelle. These are for men only.
Marcelle: Oh Albert please, I'm starving. I'll swap you something.
Albert: OK, you show me your tits and you can have one, just one.[Albert licks his lips]
[Audience jeers]
Marcelle: Which one?
Albert: Any one.
[hard cut]
Marcelle: [with mouthful] Mmmm, mmmm. Thats some good fucking prawn homie
Albert: You want to see the other one? [She pulls him into his room. It is a feast of exotic food.] Oh my, I never imagined... OK, one of these for a feel.
Albert: How about this, a hand-job for a bowl of crudités?
[audience Woo's]
Marcelle: Well... I don't know, Albert.
Albert: Dont be a pussy. Be somebody. [takes out a baggie from his breast pocket and snorts]
Marcelle: Im no stranger to juggling cocks Albert you are just so manly
[audience claps]
Albert: I must taste your woman scent. .
Marcelle: Well I don't know... oh, seeing as its you. Those plates and some champagne. [They make love. Each new position gains Marcelle a new course. Finally, only the wedding cake is left.]
Albert: No, Marcelle. Not the cake...
Marcelle: I've got to have it. Bugger me, Albert! Bugger me for a wedding cake!
[Audience cheers]
[hard cut]
[Marcelle finally sated rolls back on her fat back her many folds sweaty from the act]
Marcelle: That was epic, nothing beats cock juggling and food. Hey, you doing anything for dinner tomorrow? [Albert groans]
[audience laughs and claps]
[Credits start playing]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Hj7MwWaINarrator: Rhode island lovers was filmed in front of a live studio audience
