>>547547three words:
hot pastrami sandwich.
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/FIST2003-1/Stang_2002/X0092_To_Depressed_Middle_.html The litany of woes is indeed endless, and the wonder of it is that more
people don't just jump off bridges. It proves that most people aren't
all that SURE there's a HEAVEN.
My message is, DON'T JUMP!!
Just as you never know when space junk is going to plummet down and
crush you and your house, you also never know when it might fall down
and crush your SECRET LIFE LONG TREACHEROUS ENEMY'S HOUSE! (And you
never even knew you had one.) Who knows, I know it sounds dumb, but
they MIGHT invent a cure for cancer tomorrow! Hell, they invented every
other damn thing.
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.
Unless you're depressed. THEN you KNOW. You know everything SUCKS, and
is only going to get worse.
Well, I'm NOT depressed, but I HAVE been, and take it from me, I
*KNOW*:
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.
