>>1394559Make false rape accusations against ESLs. Key an ESLs new car. Car bomb ESL politicians. Obliterate ESLs with orbital canons. Blend ESLs into smoothies. Dox ESLs. Sodomize ESLs with a wooden stake. Give ESLs paper cuts. Break an ESLs legs with a sledge hammer. Skin ESLs. Rip ESLs in half with a chainsaw. Stir Ricin into an ESLs stew. Deep fry an ESL. Hook a battery to an ESLs nipples. Crush an ESLs skull with a sledgehammer. Make an ESL into a quadruple amputee. Expose an ESL to a lethal amount of radiation. Give an ESL a glass of Gatorade with antifreeze mixed in. Shove a spear in an ESLs ass until it comes out through its mouth. Use a golf club to hit an ESLs lower jaw clean off. Hogtie an ESL and drop it on a colony of fire ants. Entrap an ESL on To Catch a Predator. Hurl a boomerang at an ESL. Lynch ESLs. Drive over ESLs with a steamroller. Stick ESLs into an Iron Maiden. Mow down ESLs with an A10 Warthog. Fire ESLs out of a howitzer. Hunt ESLs with an elephant gun. Stuff ESLs into a locker. Microwave ESLs. Give ESLs a wedgie. Throw ESLs in a witch’s cauldron. Call in an airstrike on a ESLs. Squeeze an ESLs balls with a vice. Steam fry an ESL. Use ESLs to clear minefields. Snipe ESLs. Rip an ESLs nails off. Pardon people who murder ESLs. Leak an ESLs nudes. Bully an ESL to suicide. Write an ESLs name in the Death Note. Legalize crimes against ESLs. Force ESLs to watch paint dry. Make snuff films with ESLs. Throw sand in an ESLs eye. Give ESLs Kidney Stones. Leave the seat up on an ESLs toilet. Import illegal drugs to ESL countries. Tell ESL children that Santa isn’t real. Decapitate ESLs with a guillotine. Use a Time Machine to trap an ESL in the Twin Towers on September eleventh. Stick an ESLs hand in a toaster. Sear an ESLs face on a grill. Crush an ESLs head with a hydraulic press. Revive a Tyrannosaurus Rex with genetic engineering to eat an ESL. Push ESLs onto incoming trains. Shave an ESLs head while they’re sleeping. Slash an ESLs tires.
