I found another translation in the 4chan archive, here it is:
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/433070195/#433089117https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/433070195/#433090150"Hellooo everyone! Well then, today's program will now begin! Today's guest is my own little brother, Danielle-chan(danieru)! OK, introduce yourself.
"Ah..ok...I'm Danielle. M..my older sister told me that if I pretended to be Mario, she'd buy me a Switch after we're done, right?"
"Of course! I'm only going to show Danielle's cute Ahega..I mean smile(ahegao and egao both use same face kanji) to everyone and then buy him a PS4 and Switch!"
Personally, I think Daniel is a more fitting name for a boy, but whatever.
