>>1301507Go work for a bank, they will hire absolutely anyone, and it's practically an antimeritocracy. If she can claim to have some non-specific girl illness like ME, autistic spectrum, central processing dysfunction, or similar, she's effectively unfireable and set for life. Literally all you do is show up to a hiring day, and if you're not an absolute spastic they will hire you. Also consider government work (IRS, DMV, etc) for exactly the same reasons.
Also this should be obvious, and might seem unnecessary, but given the lengths you seem to be going to for someone else it must be pointed out: ---> she will not have sex with you <---. Make sure you're getting as much out of this relationship as you're putting in.