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once upon a time there was a princess who kissed a frog and said hey frog do you want to be my husbando then the frog said why of course my dear lady princess so the princess and the frog they married each other but the frog was so little tiny small that the priest couldn't even find it also because he was a frog and he had to go at the pond so he was there while everyone was at the church so they had to get the frog but there were so many frogs when they got to the pond that the princess coudn't recognize her husbando anymore so what did they do? the priest fuck the brains out of the princess and they had a child that they called Frog so the princess could marry him instead and they did. they exchanged their vows of love and they lived happily ever after or at least until the princess died in a horrible and freaky helicopter accident.
