>>1264567Salutations rapscallions! Today I doth this deed and that deed indubitably manifested into the form of thine resignation letter. I, [name here], say fare thee well to all at [restaurant name] and its experiences I shall remember for this incarnation of life upon thy Earth. In the end I must embarketh onto the twilight of an abyss in hopes for monetary security and strength, may light and laughter be kept in ye aquarium of collective consciousness in the time that I depart from this establishment.
and then put the date right below that.