I'm trying to find this one greentext I saw a couple of years ago but didn't bother saving at the time. I can't remember the details very well, sorry about that, but iirc it was a revenge story where the OP kept a buttpug in his ass to keep his shit in for a very long time (I distinctly remember him comparing it to how bears shove pinecones up their butts when they hibernate) until one day for some reason he took it out to take a massive shit in someone's bathtub. I'd be very thankful if anyone could help me find it, it's been living rent free in my head for several days now