I came up with a song for the rippen man. Can some /mu/sically enthusiastic anon record this?

RIPPEN (RIP)
LOST (MY GRIP)

RIP A HOLE THROUGH THE FABRIC (OF REALITY)
SENDS ME OFF FLYING (TO MY DESTINY)
TOUCH THE GRASS (COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY)
IN ANOTHER MANS YARD (WHERE I STILL LIE TODAY)

RIPPEN (RIP)
FRACTURED (MY HIP)

YEAR AFTER YEAR (THEY COME AND SEE)
WATCH IT GO ROUND (ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY)
THEY TRY THE RIDE (THINK OF THE FLYING MAN)
BUT THE HOLE IS SEALED SHUT (SO IT NEVER RIPPENS AGAIN)

RIPPEN (RIP)
OUR LIVES (A BLIP)