>>1163466>>1163311[INTRO]
okay look
i could make another song about big tiddy bitches
and ive been fucking chicks in the ass since i was six and a half
but i dont wanna do any of that right now
so, here's a true story
a long time ago, i found myself
in a motel room with two older ladies in front of me
and one of them pulled out a shopping bag filled with condoms
and the other lady pressed her big booty latina body on me
and i thought to myself
how did i get into this mess?
and i remembered that these ladies asked me
hey, little boy, do you want ice cream?
and i said why yes i would and then got in their car
oh how mama told me never to follow strangers
oh how i should've listened to mama,
so with haste, i had to use my ten year old brain to get out of this situation,
[VERSE]
ayo ladies, can we calm down right now,
just for a second can you stop licking my eyebrow,
look at yourselves right now, can't you see your butt's crushing,
my face against the couch, what do you want from me,
you dont need to be upset, i just thought i,
should use my bra size to measure your cock size,
and oh shit,
i didn't wanna stay in this place,
if i don't make my escape i know i'm gonna get raped,
so i said wait, let me straighten this out,
y'all wanna rape me?, and eight year old child?,
we'll just have fun on the bed with style,
oh so y'all saying y'alls a pedophile,
i know y'all aini't got the guts so i'm leaving alive,
i'll see you two in the court, so good luck with your lives,
by the way, just know, that it'll never get better,
now that everybody will know y'all's a sex offender
