I want off this website. I genuinely want to stop wasting time, stop looking at porn, and get my life in order. So, janny, I humbly request that you permanently ban me. Knowing that I'm banned on here and can't interact with it anymore would feel so fucking freeing, bros. I would know there is no turning back. Jannies would save time and effort by banning me right away, or else I'll be spamming shit non-stop until it happens.

In case jannies are gay and ignore me, what is a good way to get permabanned instantly without posting or requesting anything illegal?