help me out bros, I'm looking for a greentext.
it's about an anon trolling people taking a shit in bathrooms by taking extra long. he describes various techniques like washing his hands multiple times, calling a friend, and tying+untying his shoes repeatedly just to drag it out.
he says in one instance he could hear the guy sputtering and groaning trying to hold in his shit so he made sounds like he was leaving, waited for the guy to loudly explode into the toilet, then congratulated him and laughed on his way out.

it's so funny but I can't find it and using a web search for greentext screencaps is impossible. someone else must know what I'm talking about!