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Requesting someone do a parody singing of this.

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.

THE KEK BOY, THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD WIN,
A WHOLE ELECTION PLEDGED TO HIM,
YOU KNOW YOU DON’T BELONG,
YOU’RE THE FIRST TO ATTACK, KEKED LIVE ON STAGE
YOU CATCH SO MUCH FLACK, ALL THESE TEARS AND RAGE
YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S WRONG,
WELL TRUMP HAS THIS ELECTION IN THE BAG, CAN YOU SAY, MAKE AMERCIA GREAT AGAIN!

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.

WELL HE’S ON THE LEDGE, AND NOBODY SHOWED,
AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE KNOWS
WHAT JEB IS DOING HERE,
AND YOUR DONORS HAVE LEFT, YOU’VE BEEN DISMISSED,
I ALWAYS HOPED IT WOULD COME TO THIS, AND I, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
NOBODY WANTS YOUR SHITTY GUACAMOLE,
MAYBE TODAY, YOU CAN PUT THE GUAC AWAY.

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND…
CAN YOU PUT THE GUAC AWAY, I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.


Tune to this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=143&v=QdgCajndgNw