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anything i can do with these to troll my community?

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 22:04:06 No.1399291 View View Reply Original Report

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i am putting this on WSR because i am requesting you guys help me figure out what to do from here

long story short i work in retail and we had to throw out a shit ton of expired chocolates that you melt into molds (like in pic). idk what i was thinking but i need advice on how to turn a profit from this.
my thought process was
>aquire free chocolate
>???
>profit!
i need to figure out the second part

also i hate my neighbors so any way i can use these to prank people that wont result in me getting arrested (laxatives) would be nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 22:43:24 No.1399299 Report

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>>1399291
splatter melted chocolate at their doorstep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 22:54:16 No.1399301 Report

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>>1399291
>i need advice on how to turn a profit from this.
Make them into a product and sell it.
If they're actual chocolate, you can make them into cakes, cookies, muffins, mousses, etc. and it won't really matter that they're expired.

Legally, chocolate does not have a "use-by" date, only a "best-before" date. Use-by is legally binding and it is (depending on where you are) an explicit offence to sell them for human consumption, or a slam-dunk datum that you're not working with "appropriate care and skill", whether they're packaged or further processed. Best-before, on the other hand, is guidance to the purchaser as to how long the product will keep, and an indication of how long any kind of implied warrant of merchantability will last. If you want to make stuff out of chocolate that's past its best-before, and you can use your skill and experience to make it into a desirable product, then that's great and the law takes no issue with you. Obviously if you poison someone, res ipsa loquitur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 22:57:54 No.1399302 Report

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>>1399291
Looking at the stuff, it seems to be imitation white chocolate, i.e. sugar milk and cocoa butter, just with imitation milk and imitation cocoa butter.

I don't imagine it will taste of very much, but you could probably use it to decorate other stuff, to make "choc-covered brownie bites" or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 23:19:45 No.1399304 Report

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>>1399301
that's actually very helpful. i was concerned that i wouldnt be able to sell them because they were expired

thanks bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Sep 2023 23:28:58 No.1399307 Report

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>>1399291
>i need to figure out the second part
Melt the chocolate
Engorge your penis
Coat your penis with chocolate
Allow the chocolate to cool
Allow your penis to return to a flaccid state
Place your chocolate penis in a decorative box

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