requesting an old greentext screenshot I saw years ago on /fit/. Basically it described anon browsing 4chan and his girlfriend walked in, so he scrolled down to hide the terrible shit on his screen. Then there was even more terrible shit on his screen, so he scrolled to hide that as well. This continues on until the end of the greentext story where he hit the bottom of the page because he just kept scrolling to hide what was on his screen, and his girlfriend was just standing there silently in awe of all the stuff he showed her.