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can I have greentexts?

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 15:51:35 No.1416164 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1416636 >>1417104 >>1417110

I'm a bit sad, and I want people to post interesting stuff that happened to you, in greentext format.
I hope it's something interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:08:09 No.1416169 Report

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>be kid
>spend entire weekend playing Oblivion
>finally finish kvatch
>decide to take a break and grab some snacks
>head to the kitchen, notice a note on the fridge from mom
"Went out, dinner's in the fridge. Don't forget to do your chores!"
>ignore chores, too busy thinking about my epic gaming achievements
>devour dinner while watching gaming streams online
>power goes out. entire neighborhood in darkness
>panic mode activated, can't save progress, potentially losing hours of gameplay
>grab flashlight, rush to check the circuit breaker
>find out it's not just my house, whole block is affected
>decide to step outside, see if neighbors are having the same issue
>a group of neighbor children gathered in the street with laptops and consoles powered by small generators
Instead of panicking, we turn the blackout into an outdoors neighborhood LAN party
Spent the night gaming together, forging new friendships and making memories

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 17:03:39 No.1416191 Report

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>be me relatively fit
>living in a village
>have friend over
>want to go to the supermarket
>suggest to walk (4-5km)
>letsGo.jpg
>1h later we arrive
-
>be me having a dog
>Silvester evening, not much snow around
>having a friend over
>letsWalkTheDog.jpg
>i'm sure to know the paths in the forests
>10min into the forests it starts to snow heavily
>fucking paths vanished under the snow
>walk for over an hour to find back
-
>be me crashing the City with friends
>want to go somewhere
>lets just get into this Train
>yeaaahh i'm sure this is the right one
>drive wrong direction

I always had fun, my friends hate me for this trait, happened some more times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 16:14:52 No.1416588 Report

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Thank you, please keep them coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 19:02:14 No.1416636 Report

Quoted By: >>1416939

>>1416164
I read this story:
https://www.rd.com/article/boy-telephone-operator-friendship/
It was a long time ago, but I will never forget it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 21:53:15 No.1416698 Report

Quoted By: >>1416939

>be me
>read this thread
>decided to cook something too
>15 min later.webm
>re-read it
>it is something.jpg
>suddenly bluescreen
Fuck me. Right? Have pic related as a bonus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 05:11:00 No.1416811 Report

Quoted By: >>1416939

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 14:18:50 No.1416939 Report

Quoted By: >>1416944 >>1417024 >>1417086

>>1416811
>>1416698
Thank you too, but I have already read the images.

>>1416698
I didn't get the typed greentext, but thank you.

>>1416636
thank you, but I already read that one before too.

I'd preffer if you told me something you consider interesting that happened to you, maybe something funny. I mostly already read most of the greentext images which you can find in google, so if possible, not images (at least not greentext images, if it's something which may enrich the story, then please do), please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 14:46:21 No.1416944 Report

Quoted By: >>1417040

>>1416939
>interesting that happened to you
Right. I have done this before, but why not...
>Be me, working in a company close to the abyss
>In a belated fit of activity the company hires a new CEO to save our souls
>The CEO turns out to be straight from the abyss! Hirings AND firings ensue, blood reaching my knees
>Enough.jpg
>I leave, mentally exhausted, should have left earlier
>Some time pass, get a call from the police!
>Images quickly comes to mind, is my car stolen and found elsewhere under dramatic circumstance?
>Turns out the CEO is being investigated for massive fraud, "and we want you as the prosecutor's witness, anon"
>Appears in court, deliver my stories
>CountOfMonteCristo.jpg
>CEO done for, going to jail

I can assure you, fellow anons, that felt simply fantastic!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 16:59:27 No.1416971 Report

Quoted By: >>1417040

>be me
>have a very hard time just staying alive due to medical illness
>parents are very sad
>new experimental medicine comes out after a few decades
>doesn't help too much, but just enough for me to be able to live my life
>go to college
>got my first job, in the career that I wanted
>parents start crying when I tell them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 19:04:10 No.1416995 Report

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The vacuum from finding Rocko's Modern Life turned me gay. Im not kidding. I had the show on DVD growing up and I would always get this weird feeling in my stomach when the scene with the vacuum came on. Something about the way the vacuum's mouth is animated makes it seem so inviting and welcoming. The scene also invoked a sense of domination as rocko and heffer are sucked inside the mouth and then to the back of the throat and are unable to resist it. Turns out I had a vore fetish but did not understand it until I discovered vore online when I was entering high school. I used to grind against my henry hoover when I was little pretending it was the suck o matic and I would always end up hard but unable to cum since I was unaware of masturbation at the time.
Eventually I outgrew vore and started watching normal porn although I believe this scene warped my psyche and caused me to have a domination fetish.The vacuum in the show is male so I would always imagine a male vacuum in my fantasies and somewhere along the line I think that turned me gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 20:23:03 No.1417024 Report

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>>1416939
>I didn't get the typed greentext, but thank you.
I wrote greentext, but before sending it my computer got a bluescreen and had to reset my pc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 21:14:57 No.1417040 Report

Quoted By: >>1417054

>>1417024
thank you for the explanation, I took the "cook" as literal.
>>1416995
thank you for the story, it was... interesting, but I'd liked more if it were also in greentext format.
>>1416971
>>1416944
thank you for the story too

I guess stories that happened to people you know might be good too.
I'm not the kind who "feels better after reading inspirational tales", I'd prefer if it was something funny/entertaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 21:51:56 No.1417054 Report

Quoted By: >>1417080

>>1417040
>The vacuum from Rocko's Modern Life turned me gay. I'm not kidding. I had the show on DVD growing up and I would always get this weird feeling in my stomach when the scene with the vacuum came on. Something about the way the vacuum's mouth is animated makes it seem so inviting and welcoming.
>The scene also invoked a sense of domination as Rocko and Heffer are sucked inside the mouth. There is nothing they can do to hang on, recalling a time I almost fell off the side of my house and called out for my parents. No one came. Then Rocko and Heffer are both sucked to the back of the throat and are unable to resist it.
>Turns out I had a vore fetish but did not understand it until I discovered vore online when I was entering high school. I used to grind against my Henry Hoover when I was little pretending it was the Suck O Matic and I would always end up hard but unable to cum since I was unaware of masturbation at the time. My parents were very proud of my Livejournal page filled with poems I would write about the vacuum cleaner.
>Eventually I outgrew vore and started watching normal porn although I believe this scene warped my psyche and caused me to have a domination fetish.The vacuum in the show is male so I would always imagine a male vacuum in my fantasies and somewhere along the line I think that turned me gay.
>I have trouble vacuuming now and prefer to sweep or pick up trash by hand. Will the vacuum eat me, or worse, will I reawakening to my vacuum vore fetish. It is a fear I have because it is a fantasy I know I can never live out in reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 22:43:01 No.1417080 Report

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>>1417054
this made me giggle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2023 23:30:55 No.1417086 Report

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>>1416939
>old kitchen job gets two dumb lazy fucks who don't even want to be there, because the government will pay half their wages
>chef wants one of them to clean the fryer
>>sure
>have you cleaned a fryer before?
>>sure
>step 1: open the valve to drain the oil out
>actual step 1: turn the fryer off
>it's a gas fryer
>air is colder than hot oil should be, so it turns on the gas at 100% power
>entire bottom half of the tank hotter than a branding iron
>thermostat still cold, gas still 100%
>oil in the bottom of the tank boils and ignites
>a ten foot tall fireball explodes out the fryer
>sets the extract hood on fire
>fryer is done exploding but still burning
>dumb shit goes off to get some water to pour on it
>if the chef hadn't stopped him it would have run through the fryer, into the hot oil tank, and caused a second explosion
$2000 fryer was condemned as beyond repair. Only good luck prevented any injuries.
Moral to the story: if you don't know how to do something, just ask.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 00:54:00 No.1417104 Report

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>>1416164

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 00:55:02 No.1417106 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2023 01:07:27 No.1417110 Report

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>>1416164
Hope you're feeling better, Anon! Taking a nap is alright when you're feeling down, you're often in a much better mental state after getting a few hours of sleep.

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