I need help to come up with funny epithets for these funky Lisa-style enemies i am making, please help me with any concept or pun you can come up with which could be turned into a pixelart drawing.
Any fun pun you can think of for names and character designs, for example:

Titgut, fat man with big man tits
PukeSock, Hobo with puke-looking socks (pic related)
Anacletus Moronense, for moron and for dense!
WinkleNip, Single nipple'd asian guy
August The Man eater, from prostitute
Saturnine, The single mother, because all of his men abandoned him..
The spoiler, two big and dangerously deep cuts on the middle of the head, he claim said cuts give him speed, like car spoilers!
Scarface, a normal guy, when asked why his nickname its scarface he will shamefully admit "its my favorite movie.."
err, and more!
Scorpion, another male prostitute joke, coz he kills with the ass (aids)
The cockpit, an eunuch
you know, fun stuff.

i need something fun, like a nickname your cruel male friends would give you, something that threatens your integrity as a human being, touches scars, psycological and psysical!
Alternatively, if you can come up with cool and badass ones like Lazaro The Ire or Macma the Anus Smasher, please contribuite.