the program I'm working on insults the user. you enter your name & it insults you.

this is the list of insults I have so far. what else can you think of?

cunt!
no one can help you [name]
fuck you [name].
piss off [name]
what do you want [name]
you're a dickhead [name].
nobody like you [name].
you're a dumbass [name].
What was your name again? Sorry, what? I wasn't listening.
you're an asshole [name].
go fuck yourself [name]
leave me alone [name]
hey everyone it's [name]... see, nobody cares
jesus loves you [name], he's not in love with you.
you sound like a dipshit [name].
your mum says hi [name].
Sigh...
Seriously [name], I think you might need to get this checked out - why do you keep using me?
never herd of you [name]
I'm ignoring you [name]...
Honestly [name], I'm just impressed you could read this.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I have neither the time nor the crayons necessary to explain this to you [name].
Don't worry [name], someday the other one will drop.
you might be a cunt [name]
Wipe your mouth [name], there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Are you always this stupid [name] or is today a special occasion?
[name] your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You're so dense [name], light bends around you.
I don't know what makes you so stupid [name], but it really works.