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Need to Shave Brother's Mustache

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 00:10:07 No.1491942 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1491950 >>1491956 >>1492513 >>1492889 >>1493326 >>1493359 >>1493373

I want to shave my younger brother's mustache while he sleeps, or barring that at least make him think I did.
I have 2 other people who might help me.
I have already told him of my plan but he just says "I'll wake up" and doesn't believe me.
I do not want to drug him either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 01:06:29 No.1491950 Report

Quoted By: >>1491955

>>1491942
Put gum in it while he sleeps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 01:28:20 No.1491955 Report

Quoted By: >>1491958

>>1491950
I might try that, though it's a really wispy "pedostache" so I don't know how much it will stick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 01:34:06 No.1491956 Report

Quoted By: >>1491959

>>1491942
so exactly what is it that you are requesting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 01:37:28 No.1491958 Report

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>>1491955
Put human feces in it while he sleeps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 01:50:25 No.1491959 Report

Quoted By: >>1491962

>>1491956
How to remove the hair above the upper lip of a sleeping man.
Like should I just rinse off a new razor in hot water and then quickly do some swipes while he's not tossing about? Or should I try and actually put some shaving gel on before doing it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 02:23:06 No.1491962 Report

Quoted By: >>1491974

>>1491959
Wax strip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 04:09:17 No.1491974 Report

Quoted By: >>1491976 >>1492475

Update: He has threatened to put his pubes on me if I do such a thing. Though I really appreciate the suggestions and will do >>1491962 at a later time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 05:15:57 No.1491976 Report

Quoted By: >>1492475

>>1491974
electric personal groomer. research which ones are quietest. turn on fan to cover up buzzing noise. shave his head while you're at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2024 11:27:22 No.1492008 Report

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>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 21:37:26 No.1492349 Report

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Hope you enjoy being charged with battery. Those are legal terms, not electrical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 09:18:43 No.1492475 Report

Quoted By: >>1493259

>>1491974
definitely don't use wax strips
facial hair are stronger than body hair, so besides it hurting like a motherfucker, you can expect rather lots of blood and you might permanently hurt his ability to grow facial hair in that area

>>1491976
is probably the best idea, but before doing it, try with a paint brush how much is he ticklish in that are to find whether it's feasible or you need to wait for him to get drunk or be extremely tired

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 14:48:34 No.1492513 Report

Quoted By: >>1492889 >>1493259

>>1491942
wtf is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2024 16:50:37 No.1492889 Report

Quoted By: >>1493259

>>1491942
Giving him some melatonin for a deeper sleep definitely isn’t an option then?
>>1492513
It’s a prank bro, you don’t have siblings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2024 20:30:57 No.1493259 Report

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>>1492889
No a melatonin is off the table because I don't want to 1) go through the trouble of getting it and disguising it and 2) it's just not as thrilling.
>>1492475
Thank you, I'll definitely rethink my strategy when I get around to it. May just wake him up with a piantbrush and make him mad for a bit before laughing at him.
>>1492513
Sincerest apologies of being the worst person you have seen on this basket weaving forum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 03:13:57 No.1493326 Report

Quoted By: >>1493796

>>1491942
You are a fucking moron. Pranks aren't supposed to harm. I would knock fucking out cold a sibling if they do it to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 05:30:38 No.1493359 Report

Quoted By: >>1493796

>>1491942
a depilatory cream will literally melt the hair off his face without too much pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 07:10:12 No.1493373 Report

Quoted By: >>1493796

>>1491942
Use Drano/Liquid piper, you could get the Drano from some gel store or from a plumbing supply

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2024 15:16:00 No.1493796 Report

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>>1493326
If you read the thread you would have realized that I wasn't going to do that because he threatened me with pube hair, but now I'm gonna do it just to spite you.
>>1493359
I guess I could try that, but that's a more permanent option rather than a prank. >>1493373
Is that supposed to work like the depilatory cream? Never heard of Drano making hair fall off.

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