Is there any way to get in touch with Google's human resources to speak with a human?

I hired Sergey and Larry, and it sucks but I attempted suicide at 16 in 2005 and none of my young life is accounted for. It would be nice to find direction to the bank account(s) where I was paid in the 90s and early 2000s.

As a bonus, it would be nice to know who really took to remembering me.

I worked on so many things, it's a shame I never made myself really 'known'. I was shy and kept my name off of things.

Thanks for reading this. I'll expand more if you want to know anything I can hope to recall.

>tl;dr I am overwhelmed and need help in finding my past (early life)