i'm looking for a dorner copypasta, it goes something like this

it's 2017, hillary won

there's a knock at my door

it's the whore collection, my neighbor is pregnant again

this is the second time this month, i slammed the door on her

suddenly i get this sinking feeling

out of the corner of my eye i can see the power light on my kinect, the xbox recorded everything

a 6'4" transwoman police officer with a pink dildo baton kicks in my door, throws me on the ground and rips my pants off

i hear a loud bang at the door

it's dorner


it used to be findable via search but that was some years ago and my hd with it died.