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I'm looking for corporate slogans. Sayings that might mean little or even nothing, but sound meaningful and can be used anywhere. I don't want literal gibberish (unless it's just corporate jargon) and I want it to be immediately recognizable as corpo-speak.

Examples: "paradigm shift." While this does actually mean something in theory, it got overused to oversell minor advancements.
Or "industry disruptor." Again, used to oversell minor innovations.

"Releverage your portfolio"... I'm not sure if this is a real thing that anyone's ever said, but it sure sounds real and like it means something that could have been expressed a lot more clearly using normal English terms.

"Welcome to the {corporation} family!" is another one. It's easily understandable, but conveys a false sense of familiarity and meaning.

I want to name cards in a card game after these things, if the context matters.