I'm looking for that old comic/edit of the guy laying in bed having sex with a girl when the phone rings. She tells him that it's her dad and not to answer it, but he does so anyway. The dad demands to know who this is and asks for the daughter. The man grabs the daughter's breasts and says, "I'm the breast inspector, yep, these are breasts." And then he says, "I'm banging his daughter, don't tell him."
I know I have it saved somewhere but I can't find it. Image unrelated.