I want to send a commission request to a pixiv artist and the details I want are too intricate to be entrusted to translation software.
Normally I'd go on Fiverr or Upwork or something, but the translation's going to be for some perverted and fucked up shit. I'm talking almost as bad as guro. It'll feel weird as fuck to subject a normie dude with a linkedin-looking profile pic to do this for me. I don't think anyone "professional" would even want to take it, especially since it's a really small job too (like a couple paragraphs).
Any ideas on more anonymous ways to get this done? Not looking to be a cheapass, just want to be hush hush.