I jailbroke this thingy and the alt stores don't have ANY of the official apps that I absolutely NEED for my work but cannot access because Apple won't let me even make an account (and I don't want one). What further hoops need I jump through to get the good art apps without an account?

And don't give me that bullshit about oh haha Apple bad. Ipads are the only thing a commoner can access that feels natural to draw digitally with. At least for me. But I can't stand FreeForm anymore, I need ProCreate and Dreams.