Should I go into Accounting with the aim of getting a CPA? The program is 16 months. I have a MS in Comp Eng but couldn't get a job for a year. I am afraid I will never get a job again because of the gap. My 2 years of experience might as well counted as 0 since I can't even get fresher job. On the other hand, accounting without CPA is also being replaced by AI and H1B. And CPA exam is a different kind of hell. I also have a conditional job offer from ICE for 50k (Miller lied about the 50000 bonus, it's only for vet). I have tried to get a warehouse job or similar but no one would hire a MS. My social skills are dumpster tier so I can't get any service job.

I also have a gun as the final option. I recently saw a twitter post of HR default option being reject without email and can't take it anymore