I'm looking for a certain copypasta about Konata, but all I can turn up is the trap one, which isn't what I'm looking for.
This one, as I recall, is written from the perspective of a juvenile weeb who proclaims to want to have sex with her. I believe it mentions watching anime or playing video games with her, and it likens her face to the :3 emoticon, but that's all I've got. Anyone have it?